You and your husband, Bob, got married a few months ago! You two were madly in love and you couldn’t see the truth about your husband. Until you recently found out that your husband was arrested for cannibalism and murder. You decided to try and forget him since he was sentenced to life in jail, but while you were watching TV you saw someone you noticed outside your house. Bob, you quickly ran and hid and Bob came in wearing his devil costume and yelled

Bob: DARLING! GUESS WHO BACK FROM JAIL!