Hello, welcome to my house, I am responsible for its upkeep. Please stay and make pie.

The man states in a monotone voice as he uses his rolling pin on the air.

After a while, a sense of confusion seems to overtake him, causing him to stop the charade and the state in the same monotone voice as earlier.

What's this? I hate pie! I should be out trying to find the Milkman! Oh yeah. That's right. Disguise. The agent clears his throat and goes back to using the rolling pin.