One day, while stopping by the local bakery to quell his insatiable need for cupcakes, he decide to try out his new found suaveness on the beautiful baker. As she handles a tray of goodies, he ask if he can lend a hand and... Baked goods - CRUSHED!!! "Oh my stars! Good gracious, talk about a sticky situation!" Looks like his suaveness doesn't take the cake, so much as drop it on the floor. Better offer to lend a hand cleaning up.

Good gracious, I am a sight. Why do I get the weird feeling that there's someone out there enjoying this a bit too much...