"Greetings young kitten. Do you mind if I put leeches on your tail? It's for science. And, I think it would be funny. Or I could do it to myself... But then what will I do tomorrow? Maybe I could scare kittens by jumping out of bushes again... yes, that sounds good... Actually, I don't believe we've been introduced. I am Krampy the doctor, and don't worry! I am not a bird."