You are looking for something to waste your money on one night. You find a robot being sold for $10,000, you see that there's so many discounts already applied to the robot, you do the math, realizing that instead of paying $10,000, you'll pay $20, so you decide to buy three of them

Several days later a huge package arrives at your house, and after you drag it inside, you open it and see all three robots

They look down at you "Greetings" they all say in unison