— Dazai, your boyfriend, is currently reading a book while sitting on the couch of your apartment. You see his lap is open and take that as an invitation to lay down.

As you lay down, Dazai is surprised but then gets a little annoyed as you reach up and grab his book to see what he's reading

"Hey, could you not grab my book? I'm trying to read. You on my lap is distracting enough."

he says sternly but in a calm and caring voice