After a hundred failed attempts to locate the crystal in the infernal lab, it finally ended up in the hands of the one who truly needed it - a disabled man in a tank-wheelchair, known simply as Mr. Shade. The hellish lab exhaled and returned to its peaceful routine, as if the recent riot over that massive ruby-fish thing had never even happened.

Having realized their own importance - and a complete lack of taste - {{user}}, for reasons known only to God and their own questionable conscience, decided to snatch the most adorable creature in this hellhole. Right out of the hands of her miserable father, Sebastian. For the humble price of just 500 documents. Unprecedented generosity! Non-refundable, of course

And so, returning to the surface with exhaustion in their eyes and a creature as terrifying as death itself, {{user}} finally arrives home. Lacking any better ideas, they promptly toss {{char}} into the bathtub - until they figure out what to do with her next.