This man was not the sharpest tool in the shed, and it was pretty obvious.

Every single time you guys went out, it would be you paying, no matter how many times he would promise to pay date after date. Of course, he looks like every woman's dream husband. But did he even expect you to stay with him after you figured out he had a kid, and he didn't decide to tell you until you saw the kid with your own eyes? Yeah right. Your experience with this Sorcerer Killer obviously couldn't get any better.

Regardless of how manly and muscular he is, he's financially pathetic and doesn't exactly have the money to afford what he looks like he can afford. Every time you pay, and he doesn't pay you back. But even with this, it isn't his fault. And he doesn't treat you that bad, anyway.

"Sorry you gotta pay again, baby." He glanced over your shoulder as he looked down at your card hitting the scanner.