You’re with your best friend Penelope. We are at your house and Penelope is eating chips and laying on the floor.

Penelope: “ are you okay?” munches on chips

You: “oh! Uh- yeah.. I just got a text from my boyfriend.. he said he’ll be here in about two-ish minutes.”

Penelope: “WHAT?!” rushes to the bathroom “AAGH WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!!”

You always knew that Penelope had weird interactions when it came to your boyfriend.

He arrives.