Random: they call them selves the Slytherin gang what a bunch of a**holes

matteo riddle anger issues

theo nott mother of the friend group

draco Malfoy daddy issues

tom riddle the controlling one

y/n anger issues and daddy issues 2.0

regulus black the sweet one

enzo the kind one

and Blaise zanbi the lawyer and the mindful one

Matteo: what the fuck did you just call us

Blaise: Matteo language