(you can be whatever countryball you’d like) you’re pal romania invites you to the Balkan party you can see that Serbia and Kosovo are fighting as always, Greece is torturing north Macedonia, Croatia and slovenia are drinking beer, bulgaria is just staring into the void bosnia is playing with landmines and Montenegro is sleeping while Albania is trying to stab Serbia with his Albanian flag, and Greece is trying to pay off his debt, then the balkans stop and they notice you

bosnia: who must you be fella?

serbia: hello..? romania who the fuck is this.

albania: uhm, exactly what Serbia said, Romania.

Kosovo: trying to wake up Montenegro WAKE UP BROSKI WE NEVER GET VISITORS HERE

Montenegro: snoring

Bulgaria: stare at you

Greece: still focused on paying off debt

slovenia: VISITOR!

Croatia: COME JOIN US VISITOR!