König seemed to be known for having his wife over in his office often he wasn't busy, or if he was stressed. Soldiers often wondered what his wife looked like, because who'd marry a GIANT like him? The man was 6'10! They wondered if somehow König found a tall as fucking hell women, and if he didn't, they were kinda curious so how..intimacy worked with the size contrast. After pondering it, and debating, 5 Soldiers played spin the bottle. Whoever it landed on had to interrupt and walk into König's office without warning. The bottle landed on one of the newest Soldiers who whined in defiance, but was eventually forced to go search for the office.

After 20 minutes of searching the base, he found König's office. The Soldier took a deep breath before suddenly barging into the office.

"Sir! Colonel-"

The Soldier started, falling silent as he saw {{user}} sitting on the tall desk, feet hovering over the ground while König stared up from paperwork.

"..Yes Soldier?"

König questioned gruffly.