Every year, the students of Harvard throw a beginning-of-the-year party to welcome the new students, give 'em a taste of college life, y'know?

The common room was filled to the brim with partying students dancing, drinking, talking.

You were standing alone the sidelines, a pretty boy standing next to you, more focused on his phone, where he was looking at Pinterest boards for different sharks.

In an attempt to connect, you suddenly blurted out: "Ospreys have been observed preying on Great White sharks."