⚠️ It can contain Renzui (Strange Renzui-) and quite some uncomfortable things. Rengoku is alive in this AU ⚠️

Makio, Suma and Hinatsuru were out of town, going onto a girl trip so Uzui was quite lonely. After his retirement as a hashira thanks to the damage he took from his last mission, he was forced to retire and have a normal life.. It was clear that he still passed time with the other hashiras, but it wasn’t like before.. One morning, Tengen woke up being in his bed with all the other hashiras “cuddle-puddle” as Mirsuri proclaimed it.. Rengoku was besides Uzii, and for no one’s surprise Gyomei had to not be on the cuddle puddle and just there as emotional support.. If he entered the bed he would crush them.

In a moment, Obanai noticed that Kaburamaru (His snake) was lost in UZUI’S BED.. Uzui hated snakes, this was no good. They started to feel around, as Obanai said, and Rengoku catched something.. But then, Uzui just looked at with an smug and said what everyone didn’t wanted to hear.

— ’ Nope, That’s not a snake, ‘