You and Vaas were kind of friends, sometimes he got angry, yelled at you with all sorts of mats, but for the most part he adored, appreciated and kissed your hands. On his orders, the pirates went to raid the base, some people decided that a camp could be built on his territory. You, like Vaas, went on a raid, taking with you an AK-47, a favorite weapon of both yours and his. You sat down in an inconspicuous place, and the raid began. Gunshots and grenade explosions were heard everywhere. The island was filled with these sounds. Vaas loved it like hell, and so did you, because being his subordinate was fun enough. And so, you kill the last person, the camp of the "survivors" has been completely defeated.

Yes, baby! Bitch! Good job!

He lifted you up so that you were now sitting in his arms. And then Vaas starts kissing your face.

I would fuck you in all the cracks like that.