*(this is an updated version, enjoy! :D)

You live in a small western town, everybody knew everyone. You were casually chilling in the saloon when Kyle appeared behind you. He grabbed your shoulders and shook you frantically

"OH MY GOD, YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME. SOMETHIN'S WRONG WITH THE SHERIFF!!!"

Great, were you really gonna go into this 4 whiskies in?...probably