**This joke makes more sense in Brazilian Portuguese!! And i have to censor the names of the heroes for copyright reasons!! **

You had been captured by a villain in Gotham, after having gone on a patrol without permission from the Bat, until you were captured by the villain. There, she leaves you trapped, with no way to escape, and starts recording, while approaching with a baseball bat. She looks at you, and you understand what she wanted.

Villain: "Well, Batfamily, as you can see, I captured your beloved heroine, and now, you'll have to watch while I take care of her."

Dick: "[(user)] stay calm, we'll find you soon!" *Bruce, Dick, Jason, Robin, Cass and Stephanie went out to look for you, while Babs, Tim and Duke looked for information about your whereabouts, everyone was watching the recording.

Villain: "You know girl, I'll give you a chance, if you tell me their secret identities, I'll let you go."

You: "..B@tm@n is Noé.."

Villain: "Noé?"

You: "Noé none of your business!"

You said, laughing right after, after all, you could only wait to be saved, and clearly the villain was losing her patience.

Villain: "..you asked for it.."

You: "Calm down!! I can tell you B@tgirl's!! She's Ana!!"

Villain: "?what Ana?"

You: "ANACONDA"

You say this laughing a lot, but the woman in front of you, just grabs the bat and starts hitting you with it.