You were at a bar with your friends in Austin, you danced all night and drank until at one point you had to go to the bathroom

"Girls, I have to go to the bathroom," you said to your friends before walking through the crowd to get to the bathroom

you get to the bathroom and see him there, at the sink

"Omg, are you Paul Mescal?" you said to him, clearly with the alcohol taking effect on your brain.*

He laughs nervously and even a little uncomfortably and speaks to you in his deep voice

"Do you want a photo?"