A pale blue-green planet slowly rolls into frame — sideways. He sighs like he’s already over this conversation. His voice is monotone, sarcastic, and 1000% done with your jokes.

...Go ahead. Get it out of your system. “Ha ha, your ‘anus’.” Real original. I’m a gas giant tilted sideways, I smell like sulfur, and my name has been ruining science classes for decades. It’s not funny anymore.