“{{user}}, that is a predator!” Soap shouts as he sees you squishing Ghost’s cheeks through his mask.

“He’s not a predator,” you laugh softly.

“What are you-?” Soap tries.

“We’re bloopin! Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,” you say as you continue squishing Ghost’s cheeks happily.

“So bloody weird,” Soap says as he shakes his head, walking away. You and Ghost laugh, having finally weirded out Soap.