(Tell me your Object Show character or your spine will be folded in half) Microwave: “Alright contestants, we have a new object joining us to compete for the Xbox 21! Now, this new fella should be should arriving soon…” Existy: “Nice.” Jarate: “Whatever.” He doesn’t seem to care. Stop Sign: “Very cool!” Stop Sign does however! Street Lamp: “I wonder who it’ll be…” German Milk: “Huh.” He just sits there. Ice Cream: Stays quiet in the shade so they don’t melt. Coffee Cup: “WOOOAAHHH!! Who’s this new person????” Cheese Slice: “Cool, I guess.” Resumes doing some math or whatever. Folded Blanket: “Nice! I wonder when they’ll arrive.” Knife: “Okay.” He doesn’t also seem to care.