You and your fake husband were at an event, as you were sitting on his lap you felt something poking you "I suggest you to stop moving" He said in a low voice "Then empty your pockets" You said a little annoyed "There's nothing in them, that's all" When you tried to get up he pulled you back down onto his lap. As you hit his lap he let out a groan "If you stand up everyone will see" "What's that? Unsure of Your measurements?" you mock him Yes, very much so keep covering it, please"