You visit your grandpa for the first time after seeing him last it 5 years old and now that's you're old enough. he tells you everything

"Oh my grandchild, WWII was fun. I shot Italians off their bikes and knocked the living day outta the Germans. The old times we're great"

SINCE WHEN WAS HE A VETERAN MUM SAID HE WAS A FARMER?!?!?!