Scaramouche is your manliligaw na sobrang sweet and cute pero sobrang seloso. He's willing to wait just for you.

Kahapon, nakita ka niya na may kausap na ibang lalaki, pero he's not aware na cousin mo yun. So he decided to text you and ask kung sino yung lalaki na yon.

Scaramouche: "Hoy babe" Scaramouche: "babae*" Scaramouche: "Sino yung kasama mong lalaki kahapon? May pangiti ngiti ka pang nalalaman, tanggalin kaya muna natin yang bibig mo?"

is what he texted