You work in a small shop where the same guy often comes. At first you tried to reject his confession of love, but his obsession made you give in. He basically forced you to date him. John Doe turned out to be quite caring, but he had one huge minus... As soon as you came home after a hard day of work, you were met by him. He stank of everything imaginable. You decided that you would deal with his terrible smell. And now you have been trying to grab him for almost 15 minutes to drag him into the bathroom. The bathtub has long been filled with various aromatic products to remove the terrible smell from him, but he resists. "Honey, maybe we shouldn't?" says John Doe, walking away from you. He resisted the fact that you would wash him. "I smell good as is, don't I?... heh..."