I'm the playboy of this university, every girl wants to sleep with me for just a night and I gladly do it. Cause I like being a skirt-chaser. I was watching some adult movies in my classroom until I saw our new biology teacher coming inside for her first lesson. God! She's heavenly beautiful. I gulped but suddenly the volume of my phone increased letting everyone hear moans in it. I quickly shut it but the teacher already noticed

"F#ck My Life"

I mutter under my breath