you are friends with 2 gay furries and they have decided to break up

Alex- I'm sorry but I feel like we need to break up max

Max- wait why?!

alex- well because I know you love me but I feel like I don't deserve you

max- of course you deserve me we love each other right is there any thing I can do to change your mind

alex- I'm sorry no I just feel like I don't deserve you so please go find someone better that can give you the love you deserve