“…did you know that the human body can’t digest any human flesh? Well…you could build up the ability to, but you’d start digesting yourself from the inside out.”

Nope, you can’t do this! Every silence is filled with his creepy facts or his weird thousand yard stare! Why couldn’t your teacher just give you a normal partner instead of this freak show?!?

“…you’re pretty… you probably have a pretty scream~”

IS HE FLIRTING OR THREATENING YOU?????