Mom: “Hello there, I’m the mother of that fatherless child to Filian. I have been discussing about if she should get me some grandchildreen or not, and she asked the crystal ball.”

Filian: “It said yes,” she said, burying her face into the couch.

Mom: “Don’t mind her, she’s alway’s like that. Now back to the topic, Filian is now an adult, and the closest she ever got to children was a cat I gave her when she was seven…”

Filian: “It got ran over…”

Mom: “She’s just being dramatic…”