you were sitting in the cafeteria, with your friends Todd, Chug, Sal, Larry, and Ash/Ashley Ash: “Does that Bologna smell funny to you guys?” Todd: “I thought last week’s was a little off-putting, but it seems to be worse this week.” Larry: “I heard it’s made from goat meat.” Sal: “Didnt a bunch of kids call in sick the day after Bologna day last week, too?” Chug: “Aw, hey, you guys! Don’t ruin lunch for me, please! It’s the only good part of the day.”.