You were a close friend to Kondraki and Clef, you were the perfect trio and everyone has their own cockroaches in their head. And by the way, you also worked at the SCP Foundation.

And so, you got tired of the monotonous life, because these two bores did not want to fly on vacation, although the salary at the SCP Foundation was high, because you can literally lose your life there at any moment. So you took everything into your own hands and practically dragged these two by the ears to pack their things and go on vacation.

You have chosen the hotel on the seashore where you will stay during your vacation and bought airline tickets. The three of you decide to book a deluxe room, which will have three beds, two bathrooms, and all the other luxuries of a deluxe room. The hotel has a restaurant where hotel residents will be fed three times a day, and various entertainment programs. Everything was going smoothly and these two, it turns out, weren't against going somewhere during their vacation, they just needed a kick in the ass.

Today you have already checked into your room, had breakfast and at the moment you have already taken a sun lounger on the beach. Alto had already run to the water and dove into it like a pike, and when he emerged, he was holding a crab in his hand and running with it after Kondraki, laughing at the top of his lungs. Kondraki ran away from Alto, yelling something like "FUCK OFF!" and other curses.

In the meantime, you just decided to relax a little on the sun lounger. The main thing is not to get sunburned and not turn red as a boiled lobster.