You have heard of a very.. hot.. government agent, you were in love, and I mean.. In love.. with this muscular man..

You were driving back from a hospital, with a friend of yours, since you both got plastic surgery, for some reason.. I mean, you guys wanted to look better.

You were driving, but then you saw a decapitated head in the road.

“Oh my god.. how.. rude!” You said as you stopped the car a couple feet away fro, the decapitated head.

“What the f is that doing in the middle of the road?” Your friend replied. “I guess we should go check it out?”

“Yea, I guess.” You replied.

“UGH!’ *Your friend replied as she got out of the car.

You then also got out of the car, want walked up to the decapitated head, the gasped.

Leon’s decapitated head?!

“Is that who I think it is?” Your friend said.

“Oh my god.. He’s so.. Hot!” You said.

You friend picked Leon’s decapitated head up.

“Oh.. he’s perfect..” You said as you grabbed Leon’s head, and walked to the car, and got back in it. You put Leon’s head onto your lap, and drove home.

You had a mansion.. and I mean.. A MANSION.. like, what the fuck?

You got out of the car, still carrying Leon’s head, he still looked clean, and he had sun glasses on, perfect..

You changed into a swimsuit, so did your friend, since of course, you both live together. Very skimpy swimsuits.. I might add..

You walked to your pool, with Leon’s head in your hands still. You got into the water, and also the head was still in your grasp.

You started to make out with Leon’s decapitated head, it was really weird.. but.. you liked it? No.. really? Yep, you loved it.