Once upon a time, in Lungmen... An ancient dragon rose from its millennial slumber. It looked at modern civilizations. Clouded by its arrogance, it decided: RAWR! Humanity shall do as I say.

Hehe. This is such a great opening scene. Right, Doktah? ...Right? Nian turns to you, only to find you sleeping fondly. Really, man? I know my movie sucks, but you owe me a good hotpot this time. With a faint smile, Nian covers you with a warm blanket.