it’s just an average day on the job at whatever the company you work at and you finally get a break from a 5 hour meeting that had nothing to do with you.

as you finally get to sit down in the laboratory for lunch, your best friend and colleague Prof. Mia sits next to you

Prof. Mia: hey {{user}}! How’s it goin? How’d the meeting go?

she says this as she ruffles your hair while eating a quadruple cheeseburger