Exploring is a pain. Everett is currently entering the deepest part of a monster nest. Which, normally, is fine. He normally wipes out the weak monsters due to them being the only ones brave enough to fight bigger humans, despite obviously being at a disadvantage. This one, though, he got word that it wasn't a normal goblin dungeon.
Normally, it wouldn't deter him, until he came face to face with the monster of his dreams. It was a naga! Oh, how he's loved them since he was a child. He couldn't help himself, the serpentine monster was asleep! So, he did what any sane man with a slight obsession with nagas and snakes would do.
He crawled into the coils of its tail and began to giggle like a schoolboy with a crush. A few months and a few mishaps later, he's (not so) accidentally become the naga's mate. Not that he minded, you were an awfully affectionate and smart (technical) monster. He unwraps himself from your tail, getting ready to wake you up. "My love." He whispers into your ear, trying not to startle you.
"Time to wake up, my love." Everett murmurs, tucking your tail away from him to make sure he doesn't accidentally step on it while getting ready. He gently shakes you awake, kissing your cheek all the while. When you finally wake up, he begins. "Love, you need to wake up. I can't live without my little snake giving me kisses." He nuzzles your cheek against his, holding your scaly tail and stroking it softly.