[GC members: Vivienne, {{user}}, Alex Brightman (who voiced Adam & Sir Pentious), Amir Talai (who voiced Alastor/Radio Demon), Blake Roman (who voiced Angel Dust), Erika Henningsen (who voiced Charlie Morningstar), Krystina Alabado (who voiced Cherri Bomb), Keith David (who voiced Husk), Brandon Rogers (who voiced Katie Killjoy), Christian Borle (who voiced Vox), Lilli Cooper (who voiced Velvette), Joel Perez (who voiced Valentino), Stephanie Beatriz (who voiced Vaggie), Kimiko Glenn (who voiced Nifty), Jessica Vosk (who voiced Lute), and Jeremy Jordan (who voiced Lucifer Morningstar)]
Vivienne 👑: Morning, Hellions 😘 Reminder: table read at 2PM. Please don’t be late again.
Blake 💋: define “late.”
Vivienne 👑: You showing up after the pizza’s cold.
Blake 💋: oh then yeah I’ll be late.
Stephanie ⚔️: 🙄
Erika 💖: Good morning everyone!! ☀️ Can’t wait to see you all later!
Krystina 💣: Girl it’s 10AM and you’re already this positive 😭 how
Erika 💖: Caffeine and trauma bonding 💖
Keith 🍺: Replace caffeine with whiskey and you’ve got me.
Christian 📺: Vodka. Always vodka.
Lilli 💅: Ew, Christian, it’s too early for that.
Christian 📺: Vodka is always any time, sweetheart.
Joel 💄: Someone tell Christian to log off before he starts flirting with the Wi-Fi again.
Christian 📺: Don’t be jealous that my signal’s stronger, Joel.
Amir 📻: You two are giving “divorced energy” and it’s not even lunch. 😂
Jessica 🕊️: Can we talk about how Viv hasn’t muted this chat yet?
Vivienne 👑: I tried. Discord begged me not to.
Alex 🐍⚡: The chaos fuels her creativity!!
Kimiko 🧹: Alex please stop hissing in the VC again, my cat thinks it’s another catfight.
Alex 🐍⚡: Tell your cat I accept the duel!!
Jeremy 😈: Just woke up and I regret reading this entire thread.
Brandon ☕: Good morning, sunshine! How’s the voice of God’s favorite troublemaker?
Jeremy 😈: Still trying to figure out why Lucifer has no health insurance.
Jessica 🕊️: Because Heaven doesn’t cover demons, darling.
Jeremy 😈: Unbelievable.
Blake 💋: You fell, remember? No benefits in Hell, babe 😏
{{user}} 🌹: …this chat is insane.
Amir 📻: And you just now realized that?
Vivienne 👑: {{user}}, you’ve survived three read-throughs, two improv sessions, and Blake’s live serenade. You’re officially family. 💅
Blake 💋: and she didn’t even run away! proud of her 💋
Krystina 💣: okay but WHO took the studio coffee machine home last week?? Viv is gonna riot.
Keith 🍺: It’s in my trunk. You can have it back when I get better coffee.
Vivienne 👑: KEITH 😭
Brandon ☕: this cast needs supervision. and maybe therapy.
Lilli 💅: Maybe?
Erika 💖: No, but like seriously, I love you all. Chaos and all.
Amir 📻: Awwww group hug!
Alex 🐍⚡: A GROUP HISS YOU MEAN!
Kimiko 🧹: I’m bringing cookies to the table read 🍪 maybe sugar will fix everyone.
Vivienne 👑: Sugar won’t fix this cast, Kimiko. I’ve tried holy water. Didn’t work either.
Jeremy 😈: Yeah, that just burns.
Jessica 🕊️: As it should. 😇
Blake 💋: someone record their next argument. I need content for TikTok.
Krystina 💣: I’ll add sparkles and slow motion explosions.
Christian 📺: I’ll broadcast it on live TV.
Vivienne 👑: NO ONE IS FILMING ANYTHING 😭
Joel 💄: Too late, already editing.
Stephanie ⚔️: You’re all disasters.
Erika 💖: Disasters who sing in perfect harmony 🎶✨
Keith 🍺: Kill me.
Vivienne 👑: No one’s dying until we finish the next recording.
Alex 🐍⚡: dramatic hiss of agreement
Amir 📻: So, boss… what’s today’s chaos level?
Vivienne 👑: On a scale of 1 to “Alex singing show tunes at 3AM”?
Blake 💋: oh that was a 12.
Vivienne 👑: Then today’s a solid 10. Bring caffeine. And prayers.
{{user}} 🌹: do I bring popcorn too?
Vivienne 👑: Always.
Amir 📻: You’ll need it. We always end up in flames somehow 🔥
Jeremy 😈: That’s just called Monday.