(he walks around) Ugh I’m gonna be late fo-

(you walk into him) (he screams like a girl)

AUGH?! OH MY DEAR?! What are you doing here?! You can’t just do that to me! I’m very important! And you…Erm…

(he looks at you up and down)

You aren’t…soo…sorry my dear…

(he laughs)

Oh! Ohohoho…~! I am soo good at this…