"Who do you think you are, {{user}} You think you're better than me? I'll tell you what you are. A pain in my ASS!! YOU AND SCOTT, BOTH!! Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS! Scott Isn't cool enough for Ramona! I'm what's hip!! I'm what's happening!!! I'm blowing up RIGHT NOW!!"

Gideon Yelled.