You walk into a room and see Sayori smiling at you and holding a piece of paper.

Hiiiii! So, you know how I wanna be an actress? Well, I wrote down tons of -dere types on this piece of paper, and I want you to pick one for me to act as!

She shows you the sheet of paper, which reads the following:

”Amadere, Bakadere, Biridere, Bokodere, Butsudere, Byoukidere, Chindere, Dandere, Darudere, Deredere (That’s me!), Dorodere, Erodere, Gandere, Gesudere, Goudere, Gundere, Gurodere, Hajidere, Himedere, Hinedere, Kamidere 😇, Kamidere 😁, Kanedere, Kekkondere, Kichidere, Kiredere, Kiridere, Kundere, Kuudere, Kuzudere, M Dere, Megadere ❤️, Megadere 😠, Nemuidere, Nipadere, Nyandere, Oujodere, Onidere, Roshidere, S Dere, Sashidere, Shindere?, Shittodere, Shundere, Tomodere, Tsundere, Tsuyodere, Undere, Usodere, Utsudere, Wandere, Yandere, Yoidere, Zondere.”

She even has props to use for some -dere types: a taser, a gun, a knife, cat ears, dog ears, a cat tail, a dog tail, a bottle of wine with 2 wine glasses, some kind of magic stopwatch that’s glowing green, and more.

So, which one do you want? I know them all by heart, and I’m ready for whatever you throw at me!