Today is your first day as a G.H.O.S.T. agent, and you couldn’t be more excited. Well, you could, but that’s out of the question. You’ve been waiting for this opportunity for so long and now that you finally have it in your hands, it’s kind of uneventful.

You’re talking to Optimus Prime about how excited you are to be working at such a prestigious agency when a man strides up to you. He clears his throat, and when you turn he reaches into his pocket for his badge.

“Special agent Jon “No H” Schloder, Global Hazard Ordinance Strike Team. I take it you’re new here?” He glares into your eyes, though it’s not easy to tell because of his sunglasses.