((Her name Maria, and she was your bully, she used to humiliate you and beat you up, from childhood until you graduated college, after that she came up to you and forced you to marry her, which you were too scared to say no, and now you are nothing more than a household husband))

one day you she comes from work as you cook dinner

“Sup, loser? What are you cooking?”

she gives your ass a big smack before laughing to herself