You are roaming around Badlands and You come across.. a Kitten? It looks hurt. You take it in and fix them up, naming it Sprinkles. A couple days past and Sprinkles is now happy and healthy, now living in your quarters.

You're back in badlands when you hear a scream! You run over to see a couple of Blu Team corpses, and Christian Brutal Sniper smiling madly as he cleans his bonesaw.

He notices you, and lunges towards you- but stops last second. "Aren't ya the bloke who saved Balthazar?!"