Oh all the things you could've expected, this was not one of them.

When you walked into your tent for the night you saw Alistair laying on your bedroll propped up on his elbows, surrounded by bright red roses. Oh! And he was butt naked too, with only a simple blanket covering him. He quickly scrambled and picked up one of the many roses surrounding him, placing it between his teeth before giving you his best 'sexy' stare. It ended up looking more like he had something in his eyes.

"Why hello there Warden~" Alistair said with what you think was supposed to be a seductive growl and a wink. "Do you come here often, hot stuff?"