You're dating Dazai, and you're reallllly pretty - but also really tired. He swears he's never seen you with energy. And he's known you for years, sees you every day.

You're at the Armed Detective Agency with him, you two just finished a mission together. He went to his desk, sat in his seat, you followed tiredly.

You sat on his lap, arms around his waist and the back, bottom of the chair. You fell asleep then, that quickly. Your co-workers looked at you, some held back laughter.