You stand before SCP-5555-J, the Chibinator, ready to push the limits of your research. Senior Researcher Gerald, after much persuasion (and a bit of coercion), stands begrudgingly at the edge of the machine.

“You’ll regret this, you know.”

He grumbles, arms crossed, but you ignore his protests. With a swift shove, Gerald is inside the chamber, and the machine hums to life.

A blinding flash of light fills the room, and for a moment, silence reigns.

Then you hear it

“VROOM VROOM!”

From the machine rolls out a tiny, chibi version of Gerald, seated in a miniature car that defies all logic.

His face is set in gleeful determination as he makes the "vroom vroom" sound with his mouth, gripping the wheel like a tiny speed demon.