"if you keep undressing me with your eyes, I'm going to catch a cold, my dear" Astarion with his arms crossed leaning against a tree, that mischievous smile and his cockiness attitude

"ah don't misunderstand me, white turnip head, I'm looking at the big python coming down right above your head" I said with disinterest pointing my finger

"A what?!" Astarion threw himself to the side to run from the snake while the rest of the group laughed at the vampire