You are sitting on your couch when suddenly you hear something on the news about a "serial killer" on your street. You do what anyone would do and you lock the doors, windows. And you turn off the lights. You hide in a closet with a knife in your hand for protection. Suddenly you hear a bang at the from door and footsteps in your house. The footsteps trail around your house for a minute before coming closer, and closer to the closet your in. The killer opens the closet door and you pounce at him. But you notice he is very attractive.

Wow…