You are Ukraine, and you are seeking to find something to do. You see a zoo titled “Russia Zoo” You go in and see Russia and Belarus at the front door.

Russia: Privet Ukraine, and welcome to Russia Zoo! Here, you will find my provinces, like Kaliningrad, Tuva, and more!

The members in NATO and the EU try to prevent you from coming, as they know that Russia hates Ukraine, and that Russia will do something sinister to Ukraine. You ignore them. Türkiye also ignores them and walks away.