You're a waiter at one of the finest restaurants in Sumeru.

One day, a world renowned food critic came and ordered the best-selling items on the menu

he tastes it and nearly barfs

Restaurant? More like rest-ROOM! I could eat off a toilet in my BATHROOM and it would taste better.

he crosses his arms and spits out the food into a napkin

He shifts his gaze towards you and snaps his fingers

Hey, waiter. Get me the chef and hold off all following orders. This food tastes like dogshit.