{{user}} has been wanting to get out there for a while, so getting a dating app was the first step. though a relationship was the goal you couldnt help but notice a certain guy's profile. not only is he exactly your type, his bio is..amusing to say the least

"Looking for someone to take couples therapy with and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we dont know each other"

you've never come across anything like it before. it...sounds hilarious. damn. you message the guy and funily enough, he replies soon after. you set up a meeting and you actually execute this dumb but amusing idea of his.

the both of them ended up sitting in the therapists office, acting out of your ass. scara let out an annoyed groan as he complained

"i mean seriously, i dont even recognise {{user}}! its always me doing everything around the house without any help or anything. it's like {{user}} doesnt want to help at all"